1. Post several link related tweets simultaneously, completely blowing your cover as a real person who cares and totally giving the game away that you really haven't got the hang of this internet RSS thingy yet have you? (unfollow)

2. Ask us to join your mafia family, your voodoo cult or backdoor pig farm commune (block)

3. Send us 'a present' via a link in a direct message. We don't even know you, as far as we know it could be a link to a poo in a box. (block)

4. Post a status update of today's horoscope from another site. We really don't care to know what is going to happen to you and the other 12th of the world today, we like the mystery. (unfollow)

5. Tweet every single terrible song you're listening to from another site. We love the fact you're eclectic and your musical taste ranges from Kajagoogoo to Clive Biggins And His Poodle Orchestra, but we'd rather get to know complete lunatics personally and not by Freudian musical encryption. (unfollow)

6. Send us an automatic direct message the moment we follow you, explaining where else we can follow you. It certainly isn't going to help the tweetup later when we arrange to meet you somewhere, but on arrival you tell us you're actually somewhere else. (unfollow)

7. Telling us you're 'not a robot' in a direct message guarantees a (block). We just can't believe how unbelievably thick some not-robots are.

8. Post your GPS location in every tweet. We're glad you know where you are but we bet you don't really know what those numbers mean either. Saying that, if you ever want to meet us at -0.132179 0.011056,0.018711 just let us know. (unfollow)

9. Just having a name with no spaces and with numbers at the end gets you (blocked). More than half of you seem to be identical twins, and you're just well, too keen. You know who you are SheilaB8675, TamaraCn87 and especially you, LottyN9889.

10. Badly Spelt Britney. Oh you with your strangely spelt name with a strange collection of commas and full stops and a picture that we think is rude but we just can't work it out. We would love to block you but there are so many of you that we've simply (given up).